Clown - Revision history

SpeltIncorrectyl at 18:38, 24 June 2026

2026-06-24T18:38:25Z

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	~~{{Notice\|This page is still under construction, some details may be incorrect!}}~~

	{{RoleBox		{{RoleBox
	\|name = Clown		\|name = Clown
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	\| Clown Car \|\| Drive around in a car. Stuff people inside. Crash into a wall and cause an automobile accident with a humorously large number of victims.		\| Clown Car \|\| Drive around in a car. Stuff people inside. Crash into a wall and cause an automobile accident with a humorously large number of victims.
	\|}		\|}

			== Threats ==
			You have no means to defend yourself and no one really cares enough about you to protect you. Tell the wrong joke to the wrong person, and you may just find yourself the victim of an 'involuntary slapstick routine' - one involving yourself, security officers, and painful batons.

SpeltIncorrectyl at 18:33, 24 June 2026

2026-06-24T18:33:06Z

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	== Employee Evaluation ==		== Employee Evaluation ==
	In some sense, you have the most important job on the station. Morale is ~~of upmost importance~~, and if you can bring a smile to a sad and overworked employee then you have done your job and done it well.		In some sense, you have the most important job on the station. Morale is critical, and if you can bring a smile to a sad and overworked employee then you have done your job and done it well.

	In a much more real sense, your job is pointless and your life is worthless. The station needs doctors and scientists and engineers, not comedians. You should probably go back to doing children's birthdays.		In a much more real sense, your job is pointless and your life is worthless. The station needs doctors and scientists and engineers, not comedians. You should probably go back to doing children's birthdays.

SpeltIncorrectyl at 18:26, 24 June 2026

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 |image = Generic_clown.png
 |superior = Head of Personnel
-|difficulty = Low
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 |access = clown's closet
 |quote = "Honk!"
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 In a much more real sense, your job is pointless and your life is worthless. The station needs doctors and scientists and engineers, not comedians. You should probably go back to doing children's birthdays.

SpeltIncorrectyl at 17:53, 24 June 2026

2026-06-24T17:53:19Z

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	{\|		{{Quote\|MedicalDoctor.png\|Drew Quintana (Medical Doctor)\|What the hell is wrong with you! You're placing down banana peels and squirting people with water when a man has just died. Read the room!}}
	~~\| [[File:~~MedicalDoctor.png\|~~120px]]~~
	~~\| style="background-color: rgba(145, 149, 227, 0.7);padding:10px;color:black;border: 2px solid rgba(26, 31, 36, 0.9);border-radius:10px;" \| '''~~Drew Quintana (Medical Doctor) ~~says:'''<br>"~~What the hell is wrong with you! You're placing down banana peels and squirting people with water when a man has just died. Read the room!"
	\|}

	== Job Description ==		== Job Description ==

SpeltIncorrectyl at 17:44, 24 June 2026

2026-06-24T17:44:12Z

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	\|difficulty = Low		\|difficulty = Low
	\|access = clown's closet		\|access = clown's closet
	\|quote = "Honk ~~Honk.~~"		\|quote = "Honk!"
	}}		}}

SpeltIncorrectyl at 17:37, 24 June 2026

2026-06-24T17:37:59Z

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	\|quote = "Honk Honk."		\|quote = "Honk Honk."
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			{\|
			\| [[File:MedicalDoctor.png\|120px]]
			\| style="background-color: rgba(145, 149, 227, 0.7);padding:10px;color:black;border: 2px solid rgba(26, 31, 36, 0.9);border-radius:10px;" \| '''Drew Quintana (Medical Doctor) says:'''<br>"What the hell is wrong with you! You're placing down banana peels and squirting people with water when a man has just died. Read the room!"
			\|}

	== Job Description ==		== Job Description ==

SpeltIncorrectyl at 17:09, 24 June 2026

2026-06-24T17:09:24Z

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	== Job Description ==		== Job Description ==
	~~Your job is possibly one of~~ the most ~~iconic and least~~ important on the station. ~~Entertain the crew or yourself~~. ~~Often beaten without reason or mercy by security~~. The ~~Mime is your enemy~~.		You are a clown - a hired performer. Utilize your 'clown tools' to entertain the crew. Tell a joke, and maybe even engage in some slapstick comedy.

			== Employee Evaluation ==
			In some sense, you have the most important job on the station. Morale is of upmost importance, and if you can bring a smile to a sad and overworked employee then you have done your job and done it well.

			In a much more real sense, your job is pointless and your life is worthless. The station needs doctors and scientists and engineers, not comedians. You should probably go back to doing children's birthdays.

Flipstheburger: Created page with "{{Notice|This page is still under construction, some details may be incorrect!}} {{RoleBox |name = Clown |image = Generic_clown.png |superior = Head of Personnel |difficulty = Low |access = clown's closet |quote = "Honk Honk." }} == Job Description == Your job is possibly one of the most iconic and least important on the station. Entertain the crew or yourself. Often beaten without reason or mercy by security. The Mime is your enemy."

2026-05-13T19:03:59Z

Created page with "{{Notice|This page is still under construction, some details may be incorrect!}} {{RoleBox |name = Clown |image = Generic_clown.png |superior = Head of Personnel |difficulty = Low |access = clown's closet |quote = "Honk Honk." }} == Job Description == Your job is possibly one of the most iconic and least important on the station. Entertain the crew or yourself. Often beaten without reason or mercy by security. The Mime is your enemy."

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{{Notice|This page is still under construction, some details may be incorrect!}}

{{RoleBox
|name = Clown
|image = Generic_clown.png
|superior = Head of Personnel
|difficulty = Low
|access = clown's closet
|quote = "Honk Honk."
}}

== Job Description ==
Your job is possibly one of the most iconic and least important on the station. Entertain the crew or yourself. Often beaten without reason or mercy by security. The Mime is your enemy.