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You are a clown - a hired performer. Utilize your 'clown tools' to entertain the crew. Tell a joke, and maybe even engage in some slapstick comedy. | |||
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In some sense, you have the most important job on the station. Morale is of upmost importance, and if you can bring a smile to a sad and overworked employee then you have done your job and done it well. | |||
In a much more real sense, your job is pointless and your life is worthless. The station needs doctors and scientists and engineers, not comedians. You should probably go back to doing children's birthdays. | |||
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Job Description
You are a clown - a hired performer. Utilize your 'clown tools' to entertain the crew. Tell a joke, and maybe even engage in some slapstick comedy.
Employee Evaluation
In some sense, you have the most important job on the station. Morale is of upmost importance, and if you can bring a smile to a sad and overworked employee then you have done your job and done it well.
In a much more real sense, your job is pointless and your life is worthless. The station needs doctors and scientists and engineers, not comedians. You should probably go back to doing children's birthdays.