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Janitor

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Janitor
SUPERIORS: Head of Personnel
CLASSIFICATION: N/A
RISK FACTOR: Low
CLEARANCE: Maintenance, Janitor's closet
"The janitor is the first line of defense! If the station looks like shit, people will treat it like shit."

Job Description

Your job is possibly one of both the most important and most overlooked jobs on the station. The fundamental truth is: if the station looks like shit, people will treat it like shit. Your job is to keep the station clean and well lit. Mop up dirt, blood, and vomit; replace broken lights; remove the insane graffiti your coworkers scrawl on the floor; and (optional) wait for someone to slip over the we floor you just mopped then put down a wet floor sign and point at it.